patrickrhett

Aug 25 2007

Austin Land and Cattle

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12 oz. Filet Mignon. A bottle of Malbec. Cheesecake with strawberries and raspberries. This is not going to help me lose weight. Being fat is awesome.

P.S. First post made from my iPhone. Yes, I still love it.

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2 Responses to “Austin Land and Cattle”

euphrosyne1115 says: August 27th, 2007 at 8:52 am

Here. It’s not your fault.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-sci-obesity25aug25,1,6046908.story?track=rss

See? You could be living on Diet Dr. Pepper and green salads and still have a thirty-pound head.
patrickrhett says: August 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm

I’m an American, nothing is my fault. In fact, someone else probably gave me the virus that made me get fat. I should find them and sue them, or crush them with my giant head.